Exhibit 1:



He finally got a haircut yesterday. This is the first picture he sent me:

And want to know possibly the worst thing he has ever said to me in my entire life? He told me that I need to crochet a squirrel because he has the perfect tail for it. Ahhhhhh! Does that make you gag like it did me? Why would he say something like that out loud? And why would I share that on the Internets? Both are very good questions.
Here's the "after" photo he sent while he was still at work:

I think both of them are adorable.